Job Title
(Verse 1) Is your name Doctor Fix or the one everyone picks? Lawnmaster or the engineer who picks up sticks, Chief sanitation engineer or Hollywood Cleaning agent, World social media trailblazer or facebook addict. | (Verse 5) Head of corporate boloney or public relations director, Master of coin and cash or entry-level bank teller, World wide web mechanic or local web designer, Fossil fuel extractor or experienced coal miner. |
(Chorus) Give me a job title Such a silly notion. Give me a job title Give me a promotion. | (Chorus) Give me a job title Such a silly notion. Give me a job title Give me a promotion. |
(Verse 2) Chief power plugs n panels officer or family electrician, Toilet tester or simply one man on a mission, Technical evangelist or spiritual equipment officer, King or queen of signals or the family counselor. | (Verse 6) Over described worker or the one we seek? Running the company or average teenage geek? Able to do the hard work or caught up in titles, Cooperating staffer or cause interoffice battles. (Bridge) We’re hiring. So apply now. APPLY NOW! |
(Verse 3) High ranking dairy boss or just the head cheese, Wizard of light bulb moments or just have good ideas, Dynamic social integrator or one who talks too much, Software ninjaneer or officer of impossible logistics. | (Chorus) Give me a job title Such a silly notion. Give me a job title Give me a promotion. (Verse 7) Electromagnetic wrangler or language mangler, Paranoid in chief or client security director, Wiz kid or the smartest one in the room, A qualified candidate can apply via zoom. |
(Chorus) Give me a job title Such a silly notion. Give me a job title Give me a promotion. | (Verse 8) Neighborhood solutionist or busy body, Failure specialist or whose work is shoddy. Herder of the helpless or one who runs the office, Game show player or one who makes a guess. |
(Verse 4) Paranormal investigator or ghost hunter in chief, Computational wizard or accountant beyond belief, Conversation architect or talk show host assistant, Witness interrogator or just pleasantly persistent. | (Chorus) Give me a job title Such a silly notion. Give me a job title Give me a promotion. We’re Hiring. So apply now. APPLY NOW. |