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| (Verse 1) Is your name Doctor Fix or Chief Geak to Take the Licks, Do they call you Lawnmaster or the engineer who p icks up sticks, A chief sanitation engineer or Hollywood Cleaning agent, A world social media trailblazer or facebook addict. | (Chorus) Give me a job title I’ll give myself a promotion, Give me a job title I’ll make up a silly notion. |
| (Chorus) Give me a job title I’ll give myself a promotion, Give me a job title I’ll make up a silly notion. | (Verse 6) Are you an over described worker or the one we seek? Do you run the company or are you a teenage geek? Will you do the hard work or get caught up in titles, Will you cooperate or cause interoffice battles. |
| (Verse 2) Are you a chief power plugs and panels officer or a family electrician, Are you a toilet tester or simply one man on a mission, A technical evangelist or spiritual equipment officer, A king or queen of signals or the family counselor. | (Bridge) We’re hiring. So apply now. APPLY NOW! (Chorus) Give me a job title I’ll give myself a promotion, Give me a job title I’ll make up a silly notion. |
| (Verse 3) Are you a high ranking dairy executive or just the head cheese, Are you a wizard of light bulb moments or just have good ideas, A dynamic social integrator or one who talks too much, A software ninjaneer or officer of impossible logistics. | (Verse 7) Are you an electromagnetic wrangler or a language mangler, A paranoid in chief or client security director, A Wiz kid or just the smartest one in the room, If so, maybe you can apply via zoom. |
| (Chorus) Give me a job title I’ll give myself a promotion, Give me a job title I’ll make up a silly notion. | (Verse 8) Neighborhood solutionist or the streetwise busy body, A company failure specialist or one whose work is shoddy. A herder of helpless people or the one who runs the office, Professional game show player or one who makes a guess. |
| (Verse 4) Are you a paranormal investigator or ghost hunter in chief, A computational wizard or accountant beyond belief, A Conversation architect or talk show host assistant, A hostile witness interrogator or just pleasantly persistent. | (Chorus) Give me a job title I’ll give myself a promotion, Give me a job title I’ll make up a silly notion. |
| (Verse 5) Are you head of corporate boloney or public relations director, The Master of coin and cash or an entry-level bank teller, A world wide web mechanic or local web designer, A fossil fuel extractor or experienced coal miner. | (Outro) We’re hiring, so apply now. APPLY NOW! |
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