Don’t Like Those Condiments

{Verse 1} I don’t like those condiments, Cause Ketchup makes no sense, Caramel has a very sticky story, and an even sketchier history.	{Chorus} Don’t like those condiments, A Lazy, lazy way to go, go, go. So I’m expressing my sentiments, Just for a silly show, show, show.
{Chorus} Don’t like those condiments, A Lazy, lazy way to go, go, go. So I’m expressing my sentiments, Just for a silly show, show, show.	{Verse 4} Powdered sugar almost makes you think it’s sweet. Salad dressing hides the healthy stuff you can eat. Cocktail sauce makes you buy expensive shrimp. Almost any kind of dip and you’ve gotta have a chip.
{Verse 2} Black pepper is like dots sprinkled on paper. Thinking of sneezing? Pepper’s not safer. Gravy is the mess ya can’t get out of clothes. Slobs eat the gravy and forever say their woes.	{Verse 5} You can’t seem to ruin cheese even if you burn it. Just about anything works with cheese on it. Hummus is just a fancy way of eating peas. Another condiment I don’t like if you please.
{Verse 3} Mustard on a hot dog is only for cowards, Use some relish if you want some rewards. Maple syrup is like putting sap on pancakes. At least get the real stuff and avoid the fakes.	{Chorus} Don’t like those condiments, A Lazy, lazy way to go, go, go. So I’m expressing my sentiments, Just for a silly show, show, show.

Don’t Like Those Condiments

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Original Lyrics by Werner Poegel. Music and Vocals by sophisticated AI.

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