Genetically-Engineered Vegetable and Fruit Chairs
A way for Gardner to reinvent itself is to capitalize on these vegetables and fruits: Chairmato, Chaircumber, Chairtato, Chair Pepper, Chairchini, Corn Chair, Bean Chair, Chairbana, Yam Chair, Chairtuce, Carrot Chair, and the Broccoli Chair.
No vegetables or fruits were harmed in the creation of these ridiculous items.
Something tells us that the world will simply choose to “sit” on these ideas rather than implement them. What would you create, an avocado chair? That would be ridiculous.